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Kiss my RSS!
I’m not sure if you will want to subscribe to this feed.
What constitutes a RSSHOLE?
Well, I don’t exactly know just yet.
Maybe you’ll figure it out…and when you do, you’ll send it to me… and then I’ll take all the credit and not give you SHIT, cause that’s how I roll.
Hey…wait…maybe I’M an RSSHOLE!!
Got math?
Math.
It may keep you up for days on end, making you feel like your body is covered in flaming spiders…
but it won’t rot your teeth out, and you won’t get arrested for doing it (in most states).
If you DON’T have it, don’t you think you should GET it?
Do YOU have it [...]
Work it out…
Mathematicians are problem solvers.
They aren’t going to let a little irregularity get them down.
No sir…a true mathematician grabs a pencil and gets to work.
Rock me baby…
Are you ready to have your world rocked?
Man…that is pretty cheesy, too. Sorry about that…I’m just working with the materials I have available.
Geologists are a dirty little bunch, destined to start a geo-sexual-revolution.
So come on America…get your rocks off!!
(Oh my God…did I really just type that??)
Let’s all get ‘tall’…
“Getting tall” is an old euphemism for “getting high”.
I like it…it sounds more civilized, somehow.
What we present here is the Progression of Enlightened man, from Tall to Tallest.
Your average, everyday evolutionary chart it is not.
Not just for stoners anymore.
Hey, we didn’t forget you back-hall kids here.
Stoners are people too, man.
But “stoner” is such an ugly word…all wrapped up in negative imagery and connotations.
We like our term for those who like the herb much, much better…
Higher Beings.
That about says it all, doesn’t it?
M*A*T*H
I may be one of the few people on this planet that didn’t like the show M*A*S*H.I also wasn’t a real big fan of MATH.I was always being told that I’d better learn it…I would need it someday.Turns out, the only times I’ve really found myself needing my math skills have been when I’ve taken [...]
Get yer geek on…
What kind of geek are you? Pick your section…shop the shirts…and get geeky.
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Let’s get them back together…
It seems like only yesterday that they were together…and in Geologic time, it WAS only yesterday.Forget Bennifer.Screw Brangelina.Romeo and Juliet is a happy tale in comparison to the tragedy that split these happy continents apart.
Give up some love for the big G, y’all.
Dead Floyd
No, Dead Floyd is not the name of some newly formed psychedelic super-group.Floyd Collins was a renegade spelunker who got trapped in a cave in 1925.Floyd Collins was a renegade spelunker who DIED in a cave in 1925.